on the real though i have seen so many posts going “hahaha taylor swift dates a lot of boys” but i haven’t seen any that say “wow taylor swift is the only woman to ever have two million-selling album openings and she’s the youngest-ever winner of the album of the year grammy” and son that is fucked up
like yeah I’m not great on her personality and her songs but bitch is successful as shit u better respect good for u taylor u go girl
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
i hope there’s a scene in season 9 where a group of fallen angels are talking and one of them says “you breed with the mouth of a goat” and they all just piss themselves laughing
can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
OH MY GOD
I BET SHE FLIPPED HER SHIT OMG
people who actually think homestuck is going to update today
When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you.
is this what girls fucking think about
we get our period one a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE IT FUN
I’m more of a fantasy sorta gal so my thoughts always lean towards brutal medieval battles.
Be playing Skyrim. Be very disgruntled that “DUDE I KNOW I JUST HEARD TULLIUS’ VOICE SOMEWHERE ELSE.” Google it.
OH MY GOD TULLIUS SHARES AN ACTOR WITH GERARD ARGENT WHAT EVEN.
I guess this is what happens when I marathon Skyrim and then Teen Wolf and then Skyrim again. On the upside, killing Tullius is gonna be way more fun now if I ever get to do that.
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
Why would you fucking do that
I tried for ages to make my tongue comfortable in my mouth
jfc
i dunno man my tongue’s p chill r/n i think we’re good on that front
