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Aug 21 '14
fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
Ingredients
1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
1-2 Razors
Mix everything together in a bowl.
Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
Shave your legs.
Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!
Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.
I have silky arm pits too!!
Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs
i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS
THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 
FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

HOLY SHIT I EXFOLIATE ALL THE TIME SO I THOUGHT IT WOULDN’T DO MUCH BUT IT DID IT WAS SO GROSS AND AWESOME.

side note: please be careful when you exit the bath. the oil makes the bottom of the tub very slippery. 

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

HOLY SHIT I EXFOLIATE ALL THE TIME SO I THOUGHT IT WOULDN’T DO MUCH BUT IT DID IT WAS SO GROSS AND AWESOME.

side note: please be careful when you exit the bath. the oil makes the bottom of the tub very slippery. 

Aug 15 '14
anomalydoesart:

the atomic disassembler reminded me of cardaptor sakura’s clow staff so i could not NOT do this even though it’s completely random and impossible

I KNEW that fucking thing looked familiar!!

anomalydoesart:

the atomic disassembler reminded me of cardaptor sakura’s clow staff so i could not NOT do this even though it’s completely random and impossible

I KNEW that fucking thing looked familiar!!

(Source: xera-phin)

Aug 15 '14
the-nash-burger:

what-thewhomd:

sataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

lucifer-your-lord-and-saviour:

distythefish:

tylerselfieface:

maxxxie74:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

Megan. It’s not hard to spell.

Thomas not Thompson

Charisma with a “ch” just like the word. Also there is an “i” there.

Brenda. The D isn’t silent.

Alyson. The spelling isn’t that uncommon. There’s one L, and a Y. Not two L’s and an I.

It’s Wutkee (WHAT-key), not Watky, or Wookie (people have done that).

Or what-a-key-ootie. That one happens on purpose, though.

the-nash-burger:

what-thewhomd:

sataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

lucifer-your-lord-and-saviour:

distythefish:

tylerselfieface:

maxxxie74:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

Megan. It’s not hard to spell.

Thomas not Thompson

Charisma with a “ch” just like the word. Also there is an “i” there.

Brenda. The D isn’t silent.

Alyson. The spelling isn’t that uncommon. There’s one L, and a Y. Not two L’s and an I.

It’s Wutkee (WHAT-key), not Watky, or Wookie (people have done that).

Or what-a-key-ootie. That one happens on purpose, though.

Aug 15 '14

Guys. Guys. RvB fans. I don’t need to tell you why this is hilarious. Just waaaaatch iiiiiiiit.

Aug 15 '14

allthe-lights-inthe-sky:

*flails*

SPARKLES*!!

Aug 14 '14

arabe1la:

people are literally risking their lives to bring you information about this and you wanna blacklist it bc its making you a little uncomfy during your leisurly blogging from inside your safe home………..ok

Excuse the fuck out of me. I get what you’re saying but fuck at least half of that entire notion. For a lot of people this isn’t about being “a little uncomfy.” Some of these people have lived this shit in the past. Some of these people are in a position where it could happen to them at literally ANY SECOND. Fucking excuse them if they don’t feel like being reminded of the danger they live in day after day. Some of the people of tumblr do NOT live in safe fucking homes and the only escape they have is a blog full of nice, happy, fantasy shit. They’re metaphorically escaping hell itself and it’s actually DANGEROUS for them to view this information and these images. Don’t fucking expect that everyone on this piece of shit toxic website lives a safe privileged life and they’re blacklisting because of stupid reasons because IT’S NOT FUCKING TRUE.

(Source: paulmccarteny)

Aug 14 '14
  • Before Episode 4: I wonder if they read the fanfic
  • After Episode 4: HIDE IT, HIDE IT ALL, THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING, THEY KNOW E V E R Y T H I N G
Aug 14 '14
"Bumblebee!"
oh my god oH MY GOD OH YM FSUKCING
Aug 14 '14
4gifs:

Pet fish likes to be tossed. [video]

4gifs:

Pet fish likes to be tossed. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Aug 14 '14
eteo:

ironmanarlert:

i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu

wow the new season of free looks great

Senator Kelly is dead.

eteo:

ironmanarlert:

i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu

wow the new season of free looks great

Senator Kelly is dead.

(Source: tittily)